We all get a little crusty sometimes and you guys are no exception.  Having smooth skin doesn't mean you're soft, it just means you care about yourself and that's just sexy.  This scrub will help scrape some of the barnacles off your hull.
 
It smells like lime and wood and in the steam of the shower they blend together in an amazing way.  Follow it up with some Flannel for Men cream and you are good to go. 
 
 But be careful, the tub can get a little slippery from the almond oil.